I know my parents probably read this blog and everything, but you all need to know that I love to role play.
Oh, yeah. Costumes, accents, safe words, the whole shebang.
Like, just the other day, I was a smoking hot elf/witch/warrior.
Sure, the whole thing was set up around a game mat and 7 velvet dice bags and a dungeon master, but that’s neither here nor there.
What? You thought I was talking about sexy role play? Sorry, no. Just a friendly game of Dungeons and Dragons.
You can read all about it HERE — and if you’re all like, “Why da beep would I want to do that?” It’s because — DUH — there’s a kick ass life lesson at the end of it.